When he proposed to play me for $10, I’d quickly agreed and beat him five straight. The money was inconsequential; Lisa and I were solidly upper middle class, while Tony had made a fortune on Wall Street. But, Lisa delighted in teasing Tony about his lack of prowess.
They had a love/hate relationship. He was my best male friend and had been since childhood. And she was my wife, and the person who’d replaced him as the most important in my life.
He was constantly embarrassing her, making comments about her having the body of a porn star and the sexuality of a 19th century schoolmarm. He wasn’t far off the mark, and so the barbs stung all the more. And when he wasn’t teasing her about her lack of sexuality, he was coming on to her; assuring her that a night with him would change her whole outlook on sex.
So this opportunity to tease him back was one Lisa couldn’t resist. She even shocked me by throwing in a double entendre, taunting him with, “Gee, Tony, I thought you were supposed to be sooo good with your stick?”
Which is when he proposed we make the next game for $10,000 instead of $10. Which was ridiculous; pocket money for him perhaps, but we had just bought a new home and didn’t have nearly that kind of money liquid. Which is when he proposed a night with Lisa be his prize. When I balked, he quickly made his side $50,000.
I started to balk again when Lisa blurted, “He isn’t hustling us, is he, honey?”
Shocked, I answered quietly, “No, we’ve been playing for years. I win about 70% of the time.”
Without another word from me, she turned to Tony and said, “Best of 7.”
But, while Tony has ice-water running through his veins, I’ve always had trouble performing under pressure. And then there was the additional distraction of the disturbing but arousing images that immediately flooded my mind. Did I try to win? I think so. But I’m not sure, and based on the look on her face when Tony unveiled his massive cock, I don’t think Lisa is upset about the loss.
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