In one of my more warped fantasies, my wife suddenly gains 30 lbs.(I have no idea how, I’ve chosen to leave that unexamined.) She’s frantic about it, until she hears about a free six week program away from home that guarantees a loss of at least five pounds per week. It sounds too good to be true, and I want to investigate further, but she signs up immediately.
She’s allowed a daily phone call, but no physical contact. But, since the location is stateside, I figure things must be on the up and up. She’s absolutely miserable her first phone call. but won’t tell me what’s wrong and swears she’s going to stick it out. Surprisingly, future phone calls are much more upbeat.
When I go to pick her up, she’s in fabulous shape, and there’s a mischevious twinkle in her eye that I’ve never seen before.
I kiss her, tell her how fabulous she looks and comment, “I still don’t understand how they can do all this for free.”
She smiles and says, “The male guests pay for everything.”
"The male guests?", I ask.
She giggles and teases, “Yes, or as we like to call them, the meal guests.”
Totally confused, I ask, “What?”
"Jake, honey, for every female guest looking to lose weight, the resort had 35-40 male guests enjoying the vacation of their dreams. Because the only thing the female guests are allowed to eat is cum, straight from the source. I’m not an oral virgin anymore, Jake. Not even close."
Less twisted fantasies are here:
Naïve Wives Turn Naughty, Amazon (3 Volumes): http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=jake+wittol
Naïve Wives Turn Naughty, Nook (3 Volumes): http://www.barnesandnoble.com/c/jake-wittol
(Source: mouthowner, via beingbadmakesusbetter)